Kadanalana Ding Dong
Dear Danica Budge,
YOU are leaving for Wales on Friday for the rest of the summer (in case it hasn’t hit you yet). The office, and life in general, just won’t be the same without you. No more updates, no more Cocoa Bean Runs, no more drive-bys, no more Wendy’s, no more accidents in the office, no more advice to Christopher on dating, no more TV gossip. No more Danica. Until FALL!
Although you’re just leaving for a month and a half, it kind of feels like you’re dying, or at least, quitting your job. So to mourn your loss, I have created a poem just for you!
D is for Daring.
This is because you walk on the edge, dance in the streets, and take those little dares that make your life just a little more fun and filled with gossip.
A is for Audacious.
This is because you’re spunky. No one can deny that you’ve got that extra little attitude, making you who you are and why you probably could have been named “Jordan” or “Taylor”.
N is for Noteworthy.
This is because you always make an impression. That’s why the employees at the Cocoa Bean remember your name (and not mine), that’s why people in the office are always saying, “Hey did you hear about Danica?” and that’s why you have a billion people who love you b/c you’re just that awesome.
I is for Interactional.
This is because you’re social and social doesn’t start with an S. You are the life of the party, but know when to lie low when the time is right.
C is for Classy.
This is because you love Gossip Girl. Almost as much as me.
A is for Alluder
Although alluder is not a word, it should be. This is because you are constantly referencing quotes and stories from TV shows and movies. What would we do if we didn’t have those quotes to describe other stories and things going on in our life? It just wouldn’t be the same.
Okay, so this turned out to be wayyyyyy more sentimental, but since I heard you cried in Dear John, I thought I could try to make you cry. I doubt it worked, but the point IS: WE WILL MISS YOU! But you’ll be back soon and maybe we can even go on a road trip together again!