I can't take it anymore!

I need to find a new soap because everyday my whole body itches like crazy. I’m pretty sure it’s because my skin gets so dry out here in this no-humidity desert. But ,y legs, my back, my stomach, every little inch of me is suffering!

Oh, and don’t tell me to use lotion… because I do, and it is completely worthless. Sure it feels fine for about five minutes. But then it’s back to itches. Today I was so desperate that I rubbed Vaseline petroleum jelly all over my body. I thought that would do the trick. But it just made me sticky and hot.

Now that I’m thinking about it, maybe I’m allergic to the soap. I switched to bar soap once I got married because it’s cheaper. Maybe it’s time to gather up the pennies in the house and save up for some quality body wash.

I don’t know. I just need a solution. Is anyone else having this same problem?

What if the itches are really from bed bugs?!?