Dolphins are just gay sharks.

  1. Whenever I take medicine with soda, I’m worried the medicine and carbonation will combine and explode in my body.
  2. When I get a blemish, the thought that my face is rotting comes to mind.
  3. Last night, I tried to throw away my tissue in the dumpster. I threw away my phone accidentally.
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