Abbreves.

For you all that hang out with me on a regular basis, I use abbreves [abbreviations] almost always.

Some of the most common ones are the following:

• Perf [Perfect]
• Fav [Favorite]
• Favs [Favorites]
• Probs [Probably]
• Maybes [Maybe]
• Usge (pronounced like the beginning of usually) [usually]
• Spesh [Especially]
• Innaprope [Inapropriate]
• Innagrope [Inagropiate- as it an inappropriate grope (yes, I know all gropes are inappropriate)]
• Troom [Bathroom/Restroom]
• Remembs [Remember]

This is just the beginning. I am constantly coming up with new ones.  They just slide right off of my tongue in my sentences.  Sometimes I switch it up a bit, add a few extra letters, abbreviate every word in each sentence, or repeat the same abbreve twice.  I don’t even think about doing it, it just comes naturally.

Lately, it’s been a bit of a problem.  It’s getting out of control.  But I just can’t stop.

I love my abbreves.