Charlie

Charlie was our beagle who lived for about 14 years. She was the best beagle in the whole wide world. (But even the best beagle is extremely wild and is untrainable).

There are stories upon stories that I could tell about her. For example, when she was young and if the door was open even an inch, she would escape and then run for hours. She’d return covered in filth, smelling for days.

Once she got out and we got a phone call from the local Catholic Elementary School up the road. Charlie was running through their cafeteria and our neighbor recognized her, fortunately.

Another time we were on vacation and our neighbors were taking care of her. She got out, of course. Charlie ran into a pipe about 1 foot wide in diameter that carried our little creek under the road. At the end of the pipe where it opened back up into the creek again, it was completely blocked with sticks and rubble. There was no way out. My neighbors panicked as they thought about what they would tell us when we found out Charlie got stuck in the pipe and died.

Triumphantly, Charlie ran out (head first) from the way she entered. Somehow she maneuvered herself all away around even though the pipe was so small.

We would dress her up, pretend she was Sam’s wife, cover her with a sheet and call her a ghost, and rub her soft ears all day long. Everyone who met her loved her, even Peetie 1, who really hated everything and everyone else. When Charlie was excited she’d run up and down the hall. Her nickname was “Katana” (which then led to my nickname as “Katana”). She’d chase and howl at the vacuum. She would beg for food, even climb all the way on top of the kitchen table. She’d race you up the driveway. She’d hog the whole bed.

When she was dying, Charlie wouldn’t eat any dog food, so we fed her our own meals. When she wouldn’t eat those anymore, we fed her steak dinners. I honestly think she was just trying to milk us for all that we were worth and prove that she could get anything she wanted before she left us. It worked.

Charlie became very weak, very fast, at the end of her life. She couldn’t walk too well so I carried her out to the front yard for her to go to the bathroom. At the time, the following experience was petrifying. Now, I kind of laugh/cry when I tell it. Anyway, for you all who don’t know, our front yard is just a giant hill. Charlie was going to the bathroom but she couldn’t balance very well so she fell down and starting rolling down the hill. It was awful, I tell you. I couldn’t look. I starting screaming like bloody murder because I thought she had died. My parents ran outside and my dad knew it was time.

As my mom drove to the animal hospital to put Charlie down, my dad held Charlie in his arms. My dad promises that Charlie looked up one last time, and then passed away.

After Charlie died, I told myself I would never get a dog again because losing Charlie was just too hard. But as time has gone by, I’ve realized all the great times we had with her outweigh that hardship.

Bangs, pt. 3

So, right about when my bangs finally had grown to an appropriate length after the last incident, I went mental once again.

Same type of story, but this time I already had the bangs. They were getting in my eyes and bothering me.

“Who needs to go to the hairdresser just for a bang trim? I can do that myself!”

I cut my bangs so short that round that I couldn’t even bobby pin them back. I had to use headbands or mass amounts of hair product to pull them back everyday for two months.

(I lost most of my digital high school pictures when I lost my hard drive so I couldn’t find any great ones. But the following photo was taken about three months after the demolition. Three months and they were still so short!)

Bangs, pt. 2

Back in July I wrote a post about bangs. I have a few more stories about bangs that I would like to write about today.

Let’s see, my friends and I were just starting to drive, so I think we were sophomores when it happened the first time. Everybody was doing this cool swoopy bang thing, and I was so sick of my boring haircut, so I thought, “Hey, why not give myself those swoopy bangs and then I’ll be cool.”

I started chopping. Yes, chop, not snip. Just a good ol’ fashion straight across cutting with scissors meant for paper. I did one side of my part, and then the other side of my part.

Oh, that doesn’t line up…

I did one side of my part, and then the other side of my part.

Wait a second…

I did one side, the other side… you get the picture. That, folks, is the tipping point for tears. I called my best friends, “Uhhh, guys!” They told me to put the scissors down and they’d be there asap to help fix what had been down.

While they were coming over, I convinced myself I knew what I was doing and so I kept chopping. Bad news bears. I’m not a hair dresser and I never will be.

The damage was too much for my friends to fix so we headed on over to Great Clips, except the “G” and the “R” were out on the sign, so that night it was “Eat Clips.” The hairdressers all gathered around and asked, “What the heck were you thinking?” I’ll never forget the humiliation as I tried to tell them what I was trying to do, holding back the tears, bottom lip quivering.

“It all has to go. There’s nothing else we can do.” At first, I thought she meant shave it all off, but I came back to reality, she just meant we’d have to cut some ridiculously short bangs and take about 4 or 5 inches off the rest of my hair so it wouldn’t look hideous.

Moral of the story, don’t cut your own hair unless you know what you’re doing. And when you think you know what you’re doing, believe me, you don’t.

Pits

As in: armpits. Gross, I know, but it’s a humorous story.

When I was a freshman in high school, I had a horrible problem. I sweated excessively in my underarm region. T.J. calls it hot dog buns, I call it pitting. Call it whatever you’d like. What it was in reality, was pure agony.

It controlled my life. I’m not exaggerating this time. I couldn’t wear certain types of fabric because some would show it more than others. I would wear lots of layers so you wouldn’t see the sweaty arm pits, but in return, it would make me hotter, which would make me sweat more, and then the problem would continue. I’d stand in front of my closet and cry in the mornings searching for something to wear but know that nothing would stop this awful pitting.

Let me paint you an even bigger picture. I’m sitting on my couch watching TV. (Studies have shown that watching TV takes the least amount of energy, even less than sleeping). So I’m being as lazy as one could possibly be, but my arm pits would literally soak my shirt.

Disgusting.

Once in English class it had gone through my cardigan (notice the layers), so I decided to take it off and try to dry out my ol’ T-shirt and cool off a bit. My friend asked me if she could wear my cardigan because she was cold. She put it on and about 30 seconds later, she took it off and asked if I had spilled water on it. I didn’t know what to say,I just beat around the bush searching for some reasonable answer that wouldn’t humiliate my delicate freshman soul.

This went on through my senior year of high school. By this time I knew I had to get help. I had to get medicine. I had to get surgery. I had to do ANYTHING to solve this incessant irritation. Cut out my armpits if you have to, I just couldn’t take it any longer!

So, my mom talked to the pharmacist and she was able to pick up some of this magic deodorant. It’s called Certain Dri, aka Miracle-in-a-Bottle. (Mom’s always know what to do, don’t they?)

Now correct me if I’m wrong, but from what I remember, it doesn’t just deodorize and antipersperate (spelling?), it actually SHRINKS your pores so they don’t sweat as much. Or something like that, I’m not a scientist. All I know is that it worked. I had to use it continually for a few months. And usually after putting it on right after shaving, I’d have to sleep with ice packs under my arm pits because of the burning. But I didn’t care.

It solved my life. It cured my ailment.

Why share this gross story with you? Well, I want to let everyone know that you can get help! Let Certain Dri be the remedy you’ve been seeking for so you can live your life in peace!!!
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Daydream

Daydream. Daydream. I fell asleep asleep beneath the flowers.

For a couple of hours. On a beautiful day.

Daydream. Daydream. I dream of you amid the flowers.

For a couple of hours. Such a beautiful day.

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Update

I know, I know, I write so many blog posts. I’m still obsessed, but it’s for my sanity. It helps me clear my thoughts.

Anyway, update for today! My first class was great. I got there early so I wouldn’t have to worry about everyone staring at me when I walked in. I got to be the starer. The class was Communications 432- Account Planning. My professor is great and I am getting excited about my major again.

Also, my best bud Carrie came to the class so that was clearly awesome (I’m crossing my fingers that a space will open up so she can add it).

Anyway, no need for an anxiety attack today. After class, Carrie and I headed to Sonic for a little break because we have our elective together at 4 – Media and the First Amendment. I love media law, so I’m very excited about this one too!

But the BEST part is that Carrie and I checked the roll to see who was in the next class. And our favorite character in the major is in the class. I have no tolerance for him but on the other hand I love having classes with him because he gives me great stories! So, hopefully after this class tonight I’ll have a great blog post story for you!

Summers

Summer is over. It ended yesterday. I told T.J. last night while we were laying in bed that one day when I create my own world, it will be summer all year long. But he said, “then you won’t appreciate the summer or have anything to compare it to.” As Nephi said, there must be opposition in all things. So, even though it is sad that summer is over, without the winter, I wouldn’t love summers as much.

Anyway, that being said, I have been feeling very nostalgic lately so I thought I would share some old pictures with you from past summers.

Summers

Summer is over. It ended yesterday. I told T.J. last night while we were laying in bed that one day when I create my own world, it will be summer all year long. But he said, “then you won’t appreciate the summer or have anything to compare it to.” As Nephi said, there must be opposition in all things. So, even though it is sad that summer is over, without the winter, I wouldn’t love summers as much.

Anyway, that being said, I have been feeling very nostalgic lately so I thought I would share some old pictures with you from past summers.

Bananas

My boss hates bananas and today we were talking about her condition and it reminded me of this story.

Once upon a time when I was about 8 or 9 years old, I had a fever of 104 degrees. My parents thought I just had the flu really bad so they were going to give me some medicine.

The only thing was that I wouldn’t swallow pills back then.

So, to solve this problem my parents ground up the medicine and were going to put it in some applesauce.

The only thing was that we didn’t have any applesauce.

So, they smashed up bananas.

Smashed bananas with medicine all mushed together for a deathly sick child, not one of their nicest ideas.

With every bite there was an accompanying gag. It permanantly scarred me.

To this day, I can only eat greenish-yellow bananas if they are sliced very small or else I’ll get too much in my mouth and it reminds me of that awful day.

Oh, and a nice little ending to that story: I had pneumonia so the medicine did nothing for me. It was a complete waste.

Gel Pens

Yesterday, I went to target to get a few groceries and things for the house. I needed to get a binder to organize all of our important documents and receipts, so I headed over to the school supplies area.

I couldn’t help to notice all of the parents, specifically dads taking their kids “back to school” shopping.

Instant tears.

Not joking, I was walking down an isle at Target and started crying because of all these lucky kids whose dads were taking them school shopping. I’m turning into my mother.

(Oh, and instant tears now just thinking about it again.)

Anyway, the reason I got so choked up was because my dad used to take my “back to school” shopping each year. My mom tried to take me a few times, but I would come back with generic brand folder and binders, roseart crayons which were good for about a minute until they snapped in half, and plain old pens. I understand now why this happened, seeing how much things really cost and add up, but when I was a kid, I wanted the best! Everybody else was getting the good stuff, so why couldn’t I? My dad saw the problem (because it was always lead to arguing) and so he took over this duty.

At the time, it was about the school supplies. It was about getting those stupid gel pens, the folders with a dog on it, and a brand new backpack. But now, as those years have past, none of that matters. It all went in the trash at some point or another, but the things that I will always remember, are the times we had together going out as a father and daughter.

Dad would turn off his talk radio, we’d sing together in the car or have talks about what was going on in my life. At the store, we’d look at the new electronics and chairs, and then always get a snack at the register (either gummy lifesavers or orange slices).

It’s little memories like those that really make it hard to grow up.

I called my dad once I left the store and tried to tell him what happened without losing it again. No success, but I was able to calm down when he told me how these moments are what really matter in life and what we will remember forever. And one day when I have kids, I’ll be able to create those memories with them.